Season 5
(2005)
Cast
as George Lopez
as Angie Lopez
as Max Lopez
as Ernie
as Benny Lopez
as Carmen Lopez
Episodes
George Gets a Pain in the Ash 0.0
October 5, 2005
Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason an…
You Dropped a Mom on Me 0.0
October 5, 2005
Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and…
George's Dog Days of Bummer 0.0
October 12, 2005
George wants to get a companion for his depressed mother, but when a rowdy biker (guest star Duane "Dog" Chapman) refus…
George Drives the Batmobile 0.0
October 19, 2005
Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town ju…
Trick or Treat Me Right 0.0
October 26, 2005
George and Angie's practical jokes are funnier and scarier than ever as Halloween approaches, but as Benny's abusive co…
George Takes a Sentimental Ernie 0.0
November 2, 2005
George still refuses to return home until his mother leaves, but when he realizes how difficult it is to live with Erni…
George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial 0.0
November 9, 2005
A traumatic event at Max's school has George taking him to see a counselor, played by guest star Richard Lewis.
George Tries to Write a Wrong 0.0
November 16, 2005
George uncovers some secrets that were better left unrevealed when he sneaks a peek at a ten-year-old unopened letter f…
George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job 0.0
November 30, 2005
George's wisecracks about Benny's age finally get to her, so she decides to enhance her chest to create a youthful appe…
George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage 0.0
December 7, 2005
George and Angie compete to see who does more work in their marriage and at home.
George is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family 0.0
December 14, 2005
George ends up spending Christmas all by himself after he gets caught telling a lie to get out of spending the holiday …
George Enrolls Like That 0.0
January 25, 2006
When George finds out that Max is skipping school, he tries to be a role model by going to college, but no one takes hi…
George Keeps Truant to Himself 0.0
February 1, 2006
When things get tough for George, he drops out of school. He tries to keep it a secret from his wife and kids but his …
The Kidney Stays in the Picture 0.0
February 8, 2006
Max starts to wet the bed and George makes fun of him, but when this keeps happening, Vic thinks that Max may be sexual…
A Funeral Brings George to His Niece 0.0
February 15, 2006
George gets money signs in his eyes when he finds out that he is named trustee of his niece's multi-million dollar inhe…
George Gets Caught in a Powers Play 0.0
February 22, 2006
George tries to teach his niece the meaning of a dollar by making her work at the factory.
George Doesn't' Trustee Angie's Brother 0.0
March 1, 2006
Angie's brother, Ray, comes around when he find out that his daughter, Veronica, is going to inherit the family inherit…
George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light 0.0
March 15, 2006
George helps Ernie lose weight before he loses his job.
George Gets Cross Over Freddie (1) 0.0
March 22, 2006
George discovers that Max has begun an online romance with a teenage girl from Chicago. When he assumes his son's ident…
George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money 0.0
March 29, 2006
"100th Episode" George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's rich clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove …
George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits 0.0
April 5, 2006
Benny is gets really mad when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory…
It's a Cliffhanger, By George 0.0
April 12, 2006
"Season Finale"- Everything hangs in the balance for the entire Lopez family: Ernie tells George that the factory is mo…